Dank Daddy FAQ - Puff, Pass & Learn! 🚀
1. How long does delivery take? 🚛💨
We ship faster than your buddy who “totally called next.” Expect your package in 3-5 business days (unless you’re in the Matrix—then time is relative).
2. Where do you ship to? 🌎✈️
We currently ship across South Africa. If you’re unsure, just try adding your address at checkout—our system will let you know if we can get some dankness to your doorstep.
3. How much is shipping? 💰📦
Shipping costs depend on your location and order size, but we keep it as low as possible. Free shipping might be available for big spenders—keep an eye out for deals!
4. What payment methods do you accept? 💳💸
We accept EFT, major credit cards, debit cards, and some other secret handshake payment methods. No barter system, though—your homemade brownies won’t work here.
5. Can I track my order? 🕵️♂️📍
Absolutely! As soon as we ship your order, you’ll get a tracking number. Just click it like you’re refreshing your favorite meme page.
6. Do you accept returns? 🔄🤔
For hygiene reasons, we do not accept returns on used products (we don’t want second-hand smoke in our warehouse, ya know?). If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, hit us up within 48 hours of delivery, and we’ll sort it out faster than you can say “one more hit.”
7. Are your products legit? 🔥👌
100% legit. We only stock high-quality, top-tier glass and accessories. No sketchy knock-offs here—just premium bongs, pipes, and accessories that will take your sesh to the next level.
8. What if my bong arrives broken? 💔🚬
Oof, we hate when that happens! If your package arrives looking like it lost a wrestling match with a gorilla, snap some pics and email us at [insert support email]. We’ll fix it faster than you can roll a joint (okay, maybe not that fast, but you get the idea).
9. Do you sell anything illegal? 🚔👀
Nope! Everything we sell is for legal herbal use only. What you do with it is on you, buddy. Stay safe, stay legal, and stay lifted.
10. Can I cancel my order? ⏳❌
Only if we haven’t shipped it yet! Once it’s out the door, it’s on its way to you, so act fast if you need to make changes.
Got more questions? Hit us up at info@dankdaddy.co.za or slide into our DMs on social media. Stay lifted, stay happy, and keep it dank! 🍃🔥